When someone tells you to stand up.
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dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:
will-think-about-a-name-later:
THE HERO OF YESTERDAY’S STAR TREK PREMIERE
this man spent 1.5 HOURS polishing this table!he got a HUGE applause when he was done- and judging from the smile on his face he greatly appreciated it.
I think he deserves his own fandom! Because he got more cheers for cleaning the stage than that one singer or that boy band ^^
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can we ship him with this guy?^^^
Yes
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Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
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I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
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anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
i discovered the other week that when i get a shock i bring my hands up as if im going to try to zap them
i subconciously believe i have superpowers
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